PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
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