youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
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i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
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you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
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