Welp...herpes.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
Redeem this text for a blowjob
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
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How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
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Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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