She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
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