I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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