Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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