i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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