the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
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You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
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Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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