I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
