We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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