Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum