just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.