Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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