We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
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You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
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I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
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