$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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