yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
So I went on a date with this girl...and whos our waitress? My girlfriend got a second job she didn't tell me about to afford my bday present.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
