Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
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Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
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Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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