That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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