i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
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