Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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