I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
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