When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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