the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
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WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
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I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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