yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
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