these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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