69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
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