My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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