You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
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