They have a pepper shaker for pot.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
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You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
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I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
I'm gonna fight the coyote
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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