So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
I love how my cats smell like pot.
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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