Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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