You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
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