Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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