Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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