i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
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