why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
lets start a swedish sibling band together
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You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
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It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?