Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks