im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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