We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
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she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
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Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
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