yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
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he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
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I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
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