i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
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