everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
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she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
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Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
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