I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
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The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
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She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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