I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
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