I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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