The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
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You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
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Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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