I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
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