im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
and i looked up. we had an audience...
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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