Your tits are I can't wait for
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
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Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
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Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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