Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
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i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
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The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
you never un-have a 4some
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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