You made me cry and you don't even care
Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
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captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
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No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
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