new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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