You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
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