wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
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