He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
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