Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
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Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
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But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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