i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
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he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
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He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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