Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
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she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
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There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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