i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
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